What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do older men like to get anal sex?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Do women like watching men sucking men?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.